I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of...
5 Things They Don’t Teach you in Highschool:
1) You’re going to leave the house at 2AM, 16 with nothing in your pockets but 50 bucks and a bus...”
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
my mom just came in and saw me sitting naked with my legs crossed and a towel over my shoulders while blogging
she said i looked like buddha
Don’t worry friend I am here!! I will protect you with the floofy balls of floof!!